Why 1/2-time glove will cure a child’s O.C.D….

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OCD..is..simply..a.Benford’s.Law.gone.aw.rye..4th..dig..i.t…U.Kknow.Y.?

My star has obsessive-compulsive behavior+anxiety+M.Syn|…bc}.me.1/2.?
I.t.’s only 8 yrs.old comp.paired 2.billions 4.our sun…s.O.S..washes..til.king..

King.Dumb.cums.Let me tell ewe a.tail about a chameleon.grew.thicker.epi.D.
Erm.Skin..A.boot a scorpion.Lyle.wit’.Her bell.y.Le.fool in.Gart0E.N.of.Ee.Den

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His dad.da’s d-vorce..forcing..his.obsession..crooked…crime.2.X.ing…

2..surface.snapping…Always 3 answers?.Cares..killed…pussies…?
3.|..Zings..H.B.Day..1x2.time.x..6.66..trio.was.chums.once..S.S.o.?

ABC…123…clean…dirt…eEE!..B.&.W..a..child’s..branches…gone…wilde…ride.a.c..d.ex.plore…curiosity…9…lives…evil…pal..in..drum…

S.o.S…S.o.S…1.Won…one..Con..vent..shun..alll.therapy.wit.’.shrink)…)..
Put a glove in i.t…s.s..o…s…-+=…Know…choice…oui…don’t…
Have….won…1J.?.Help.less.<?.Lights…O.U.T..Lyle.&.Anansi.?.Croc.o’.get.cha.

1.One.LCS.W..M.D…D..o..Physician..Psych.a..Triste.psycho..low.blow.gist…
Kaiser…ore…a.Lic.social.worker..out.-side.net.werk?…Take.a.RIDE…
Pay.up.custody.treaty..surrender…2..Ur.eX…3.friends…BF4.Ever..Still…

1J? Three.musket.tiers.X.the.baring.strait.during.ICE.age…X.ing…Ice.Age…
Lyle.lied.stung.J.C..Christ..THh.rice! Cuz.she.Green.wit’.ENVY..shelter..cross
Vices..know.virtues.@allL!.Down.Pete.went.2.his.HURT.Locker..put.a.gLove..

To.2.too.tow.my..O.C.D..in.my.sun.2..nigh..Trial..gloves…protect…u.s.
1.size.fits.Al.#L…Like…teach..sinister…Ass…righteous…skills…prey…
Republic…gone.2.pot.crazy.wit’.Benford’s..O.C.D…z…pray…safe.crossing…

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Ss..corpse.off.scorp.peon,…caught.branch.ass.thief..landed.in.spider’s.net…
H.B.! The gravity.weight.wait.Tease..Black.widows.gnosh.on scorpion tales…

Teach dominant hand all life has to offer…still.stung…like…H.E.L.L..Pete’s…
Protect sinister digits assaults germs…sake…Pete…always…had..hand…i.t…
When @ home out.side in.sults dis.carded.Mo.Fu.i..t.st.ung..sinister…claw…

3.binary.pole.liar.can’t.stand.on.3.legs..tres..trois..sam..set.Go!…S.o.?
go?.().,(.Can’t..2d-nigh.f*ck.me…Tres?..Watt..Ev.err…
Fr..sHh..H..W.T.F..R..G…Bee..Trin..eh?..teaze…Sz}…(.-).4.watt?.1.survivor

K.? Was the camel-leon o.O.K.? Bill? Lyle? Scorpion in a caw.coon…satisfy…
2 much wait.2.bare.down.came.bough.down.in.2.a.hungry.Ally…H2O.
Ship.down…Gator!..I.T.will eat.any.thang..even.

Black.Widows.&.Liars.like.Lyle…When Maine tutors Baja how free
I.t..is.with.out.rain.coats…Pete…Then time 2.switch.sides.
East.2.West.&.Vices..ver.s.s.U.S….Exposure..

Rinse.repeat.parent.not.rule..the.O.C.D..mob.oh.crass..E..

Oh 4?, Quat-turn.eh?.T! That.iz.watt! Fight.TING!!! Rock.a.bye…
M.O..Smoke.&.Mirrors.Don’t ewe know my.sinis.tur…baby…
I.miss.es..ewe..U..you.Thou…o…p|…}.a.poo.s..birch..bark..17.65.

O.K.! The croc grew 2 enormous pro-porpoise-shuns…A.DUMB.in.E…
Choose! Choos…easy…ass…1.2.three><.S…O…Ss|…)…mourning…
Ssss..sir…pent…Lie…Lithe…Eve…Kid.ewe.knot…I.T..even.@te.a.dragon…

Law?…C.k.Fir.St.roger.+.A.M…eye…am…==(.S.O.S…in.deed…Save..U.S..Worry.W.is.4.Worrier.ore.war.i.roar?.Fr.our.thoughts…
Oriental.heavy.metal

Pinch meat, is.i.t.a.dream.O.C.C.D.1 will make J.C. sick…as a.dragon…
2.DEATH…o*|…Od|…(C)..(D)..E-mote..FAITH…fairies….exist…S.
3CD.mote..note..2..self..vulcan..the..BURN…Hertz.2.oOh…

Know.ewe.&.bee..known..this…hart…D..Sire..2.know..&.b.hidden..cover..S
Safety…fellow…Ship…Appa…Alll.eye..LONG..Hide..Deep…wings? Croc..

Safety..father..spirit.all.I’ll.long..Dead-a-Lus..4..star..ick-car-U.S.wun…Tic…
123..Dance…academy.zz..son.won..1..END..SUI.tock…Peter…Pan?…Q.St.

Cider…Cycle..Rush…How many mo’….Piss…power.poke.ah.haunt..tess…
1000 boxes of Vinyl Gloves sold on Ama-Zon….Happy?….Dreaming?.C…all..

Faher SUn & Spirit..Quaternity…meet..sound.asleep..un.till.morning…
ah.Tell.me.a.tail.of.obsession.in.a.scropion?.Fight..the.light….

Surely.knot.of.an.O.C.D..caw.Ling.me? Mercy on meat! 2day.2..mare.oH..
1D? Won.day.of.a.crock.oh.dial?! Tell meat know mo’ tails..tales..bough..

O.N.Blimp..I.T..X-Ing.LOL.Master.abate.fear.chain.me.BD.SM..2a.Left.glovee.
Troll.ing.Caffeine..member.sore.PhD..do.They reach banks safely? 3?.Brake…

Oui.2..well.Pete survives exxtinction…

Chumps.will.S.cream..iced..cream.Oui…Rock.a.bye…gloved…baby.

Skynet.Scorpions.Lyles.0.1.0…1.0.1…1J0…Ss(C)..(D)…)…Umm..Ma..

Croc..ate.up..Al.L.the.crazies…Oh..C? B-came hole.e.demon\…S..O.

Daemon.Binary..Computer..United.Mal.Wear.under J.C..T…Dz.cradle.

Creepy Crawlers.Virus.es.End…Consumption.F.I.F.O..knots.in.T.B..&.a

Fin .not.sharks.not.animals.— -S.O….s…S.U.C.

K? Iss.. zounds..fury..good..

…night.O.K., Daemon? Creepy Mal.Ware.Crawlers? Con-Dumb..

N.K.?!.S.K.With.Draw!.|..(..Surplus..KILLING.O.CD…S.O.?

O.M.<G..D….S.END.PREY.predator relationship…s.s.
I.D.K.Oh…Lyle.&.Anansi.ended.up in a predator’s belly.

I.Do.Cra.s..DO..NOT..MESS.s..WIT’..Mamma..eARTh…moon…

H4hubris.unlike other.well-bee-haved.animals.who got away..Cis…His4.Animals.ass.Pete should have worn nitrile gloves.PROTECT.shun.Ally.

H.iz.4.Whoah@!.Men..E.volving.in.2.a.Lyle.ore.scorp.PEON.or.CONSUMER.Woe.2.Be a chameleon.Stay.away.from.RED.

Scarlet.Kills.Blue.don’t.change…do.not.choos…

Ameme..Ah.men…
Bee.Cold ass STONE…Trans…or..Sis?…

Cis…O.C.D.No 1 will save EWE butt Ur-SelveZ!!!…Faith…Bee..LIVE…
O.Not even God, eye A.M. a D-Vout Faith.FOOL!!…Au…Ag…Pt..
P.C.H..P.D.F.De…

Not like ewe Hippo-Crates rock.ing.O.N.Medium…P.C..I.o.T..A.i..B.I..Z.I.T..
2 HOUR.DEATHs!!!!!.0.1.1.o.|.82.1.zero.won.().0..S.o.S.1.won? Winner?
Oh.F*CK……….S.O.S..Chicken! Burgers? Fried!

Mmm…F*ck..MEAT.o..dinner?.Got.faith?
Gee..F*ck.Stone.Hall..leigh..Lou..yah!.

Put a glove in I.T., will ya??

Jeez…

Fin

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