What r your kids playing while u nap?
Baby steps, babe, easy as 1 2 3
It’s not the fifties any more with kids
It’s the Wild West on the internet
It’s just Rome burning on the web, jjk
It’s going through growing pains, like an addiction
Hard to kick that monkey on our kiddo’ backs
Do you know your social platforms like U-do ABC?
Cut 2 the chase, Roblox is not on the list 4 kids
Your toddlers R more tech-savvy than U
Think of your grandparents fumbling with Androids
Laugh all you Primes sleepwalking on zolpidem
We’ll all be there soon wishing for an iPhone
You Noob parents know Roblox, Minecraft?
Or is it just a passcode 2 counting sheep?
Do you know Eyes can secretly ask 4 dates there?
Age has no restriction, whoo-who?
I just turned on my son’s privacy settings
On every 1 of his accursed online games
He has 6 virtual disciples by the age of 7
Sure President Trump has had more in real life
Many probably without age limits or consent
But can he play Coronavirus Survival mode?
I digress, the internet is the Wild West, gone left
Your kids R slinging AK-47 and a Tech-DC9
While picking Columbines high on Robux
While kissing older men
While marrying transgendered dragons
While you sleep in peace
They R even practicing polygamy while we doze
Isn’t it time U wake up from your 15' recharge?
Move over son, it’s a Wolves’ Life for me