This is definitely a click-baity-puff piece, but I’ll byte. The Garden of Eden is not just one place, but many places. First, it is a place in the mind & imaginations of humans and all animals unlike them before it became a myth.
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Then there was the Original Garden of Eden in Africa when our Great-Grandpappy-Homo-Erectus escaped from their brutal brothers about 100,000 years ago. Cain went West. The other brother went East. Then both ate the forbidden fruit for the 1st time probably in Ethiopia or Eritrea.
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These bands of explorers walked out of Africa not on all fours, but bipedally. There the Sons of Cain settled in Mesopotamia, the Bible’s Garden of Eden, along the Tigris & Euphrates River. Americans were born where the heathen Muslims sprang. Again, Cain’s children couldn’t resist the temptation bc their dopamine rush was going through to the heavens.
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Some started fornicating with the Neanderthals or Denisovans as they moved North. Both are an extinct line as Homo sapiens, as a testament to their inability to get along or resist dopamine rush, crushed his brethren. One moved northwest to wipe-out the Neanderthals and settled in Europe. The other walked as far East as possible away from the Sons of Cain.
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Again, the Sons of Cain stupidly ate the fruit in Mesopotamia and started bludgeoning their brothers and sisters over a sly or foxy girl along the rivers of Pison and Gihon. Like Father like son, Cain’s children pissed into the sacred rivers that ran with the crimson blood of Sumerians & Babylonians. They even invented a universal translator, the Babble Fish, & built a temple to mock God to worship the Flounder. God tore it down as usual like Sodom and Gomorrah. Some looked back and turned to stone as if they looked upon Medusa’s serpents.
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What really puts a wasp in my pants is that White-racism is alive and well even in the re-telling of our SHARED evolutionary tree. There is scant mention of Denisovans on Google because the Neanderthal-homo-sapien hybrid, otherwise known as the Sons of Cain, took over the world and buried his brother, the Denisovans. Yeah right, the sun never sets on White people.
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Yes, Mesopotamia is the Garden of Eden for White people about 100,000 years ago. For Asians and Denisovans, it is China along the Yangtze River. These band of Denisovan-Homo-erectus chimera were the real explorers and went to America 1st before Cain’s kids & as far as New Zealand like Moana. Caucasians then started exploring on ships starting with the Vikings only thousands of years after Adam’s other children built catamarans to Christchurch.
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All legends are true, but like Denisovan’s history, it has been buried and disregarded as just stuff of legends like the Exodus. Just like George Washington chopping down a cherry tree is just another legend or tall-tale because he was honest? Another legend just like the Garden of Eden. Another brother desecrated over time by Adam’s children.
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The story continues for Cain’s family. America entered the Garden of Eden in 1776. U.S.’s Garden of Eden was situated between the Schuylkill & Delaware river in Pennsylvania. There they got kicked out of Eden by King George. They started to eat the poisoned fruit and enslaved their non-Neanderthal, black brothers and sisters, the original flavor. The sons of Cain also made women and all beasts inferior to them until the ERA & the Civil Rights Movement. Even then, their brutality continues as evident by the BLM movement. The apocalypse is waning for Black Brothers but is just starting for White Brothers sick with Consumption.
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The Great Flood for America has not started to wipe them out like Noah and countless “myths” in other cultures. But, the pandemic and Global Warming are signs that the Revelation foretold by a John for Rome, but also for Washington D.C. & quarrelsome Christ’s Church for our crimes against humanity. We are Sodom Gomorrah 10.0 or 100,000.0? Or is this just a legend I cooked up?
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Will we have the balls not to repeat homo-sapiens’ history? Before we could commit genocide and we would be fine. Now we can engineer pandemic viruses, nuclear bombs and start Global Warming.
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I have little evidence to hope for an alternate brighter future for not only brothers but sisters and especially kids … especially considering the responses I’ve read in this article, A. Winter is indeed coming for homo sapiens, but like the dinosaurs, we will not live in birds but in the last mammal standing on their own 2 legs standing tall, unlike the fearsome humans today.
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Hallelujah, indeed.