Thank goodness the Jackalope is just folklore dreamt up by P.T. Barnum. It's the mascot of the Odd Squad on P.B.S. holding a banana to remind you not to take life too seriously. Vampire deers, Chupacabras how macbre, oh my.

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But you lost me in Charybdis' whirlpool. These are certainly not real or have any basis in reality other than imagination. Perhaps, they should be in a separate category from esteemed colleagues likes Jackalopes in this pantheon.

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This includes the Incubus who tried to worm His way into women's Reeboks in 1997. That was when the Art Director was probably fired for unleashing a horde of demons into women's Jazzer-cize shoes.

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I doubt either the Incubus or impregnates women during sleep paralysis. I doubt the Succubus only goes after straight men. Without the Fates and Muses, we wouldn't have men like P.T. Barnum pulling the wool over our sleep paralyzed faces.

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The gods & Demons care not for our labels. They still bring ships down. They still molest us despite our desperate attachment to scientific basis. In our Post-Truth world anything imaginable is possible.

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Trump can be the Anti-Christ. The Pale Horseman is Johnny Cash. The Madonna now wears her undies on the outside ushering a new dawn of Super Heroes doing the same as Loki after he killed Baldur & the rest of the Old gods while Sigyn still collects his venom before the world splits in 2 along our fault-lines.

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