So spanking the monkey, masturbation, greasing the weaner, de-barking the woody, inserting the pecker, taming the Richard is not a mortal sin?

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Just asking as a Christian. Paul was the 1st Shake-spear on God's Divine Globe Theatre. Thanks 4 sharing.

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