An absurd play on your hypertext link:

The snot-nosed, snarky agent said,

Why do I have to call an interpreter?

Why don’t they speak English?

He gets this more from people who are even younger than him

And he also get it from people who are ethnocentric

‘Our way is the right way —

I shouldn’t have to speak in your language

This is America

It all adds up

To contempt

That we’ve never seen

So rampant

Towards the lies

Toward American children

Toward Mothers

Toward Fathers

Towards aliens

Towards US