An absurd play on your hypertext link:
The snot-nosed, snarky agent said,
Why do I have to call an interpreter?
Why don’t they speak English?
He gets this more from people who are even younger than him
And he also get it from people who are ethnocentric
‘Our way is the right way —
I shouldn’t have to speak in your language
This is America
It all adds up
That we’ve never seen
Towards the lies
Toward American children